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Young Naturist Leah on the Trisha Goddard show
YBN Leah talks openly and honestly about Naturism in 2006.
A very concise explanation of naturism from a younger perspective.
December 2009 H&E Naturist magazine.
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You may also download the complete magazine as a PDF file (Online payment required - £3.95).
For golfers - a naturist putting aid ...
Every bathroom should have one ...
A WOMEN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac
With huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course
And loves to send me fishing and drinking
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit
The End
Sign at Penrith Railway Station ...
An essential piece of kit for Naturists is the TOWEL ... Here's another use for your towel should you need it
My experience in the area of towels tells me that a very important use of THE towel is to use it as a transducting nutreino-capacitator in the electrode matrix in any conventional spaceship in the sector 12A plural V. Strange things happen to towels in different galaxies. Their uses are many and unusual. If a rouge towel is met in one of those obscure regions of the galaxy and is then tamed I am sure that this towel would be the prized possession above all.
(from the hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy h2g2 forum) - click here
