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Young Naturist Leah on the Trisha Goddard show

 

YBN Leah talks openly and honestly about Naturism in 2006.

A very concise explanation of naturism from a younger perspective.

June 2010 H&E Naturist magazine.

Click on the image to download the magazine. Online payment required - £3.95.

For golfers - a naturist putting aid ...

Hot News ... Nude man Carrot is here!

View full sized Naturist Putting Aid for Golf

Every bathroom should have one ...

Discover the incredible story of this bizarre and lewd vegetable that forever changed the life of Maui recording artist Liam Selwyn (Click on the picture).

A WOMEN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man, who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's gainfully employed,

When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door.

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,

Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?'

I pray that this man will love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

We'll forgive the use of the word 'Colony' in this instance

Sign at Penrith Railway Station ...

A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac

With huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course

And loves to send me fishing and drinking

This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit

The End

An essential piece of kit for Naturists is the TOWEL ... Here's another use for your towel should you need it

My experience in the area of towels tells me that a very important use of THE towel is to use it as a transducting nutreino-capacitator in the electrode matrix in any conventional spaceship in the sector 12A plural V. Strange things happen to towels in different galaxies. Their uses are many and unusual. If a rouge towel is met in one of those obscure regions of the galaxy and is then tamed I am sure that this towel would be the prized possession above all.

(from the hitch-hikers guide to the galaxy h2g2 forum) - click here

Naturist musings ...

Nudists always wear one-button suits (but sometimes double-breasted) Nudists are people with nothing to hide Depressed - maybe all you need is a brand nude attitude If God had meant us to be nude, we would have been born that way Naturism is entirely natural - no artificial ingredients added Naturist's wives really do have nothing to wear The only problem with nudity is you wear the same thing day after day after day Nudists bare more than their soles He who sleeps in the raw is in for a nude awakening An Alaskan nudist is a polar bare Nude beaches are free, but textile beaches have a cover charge Scottish naturists are off-kilter Nude is just barefoot all over Silk - invented so women could go naked in clothes A nudist friend would give you the shirt off his back Nudists have no dirty laundry to air Just wear a smile, or wear nothing at all -- or wear both!! You'll never catch a nudist with his pants down Every nudist is born in the same state ----- NUDE Nudist investors pray for a bare market Was Yogi Bare a Buddist Nudist A nudist fears no pickpocket A harp is a naked piano You never outgrow your birthday suit Does a nudist resort 'clothes' for the winter? Naked is as naked does (Forrest Gump didn't say that, but he should have) When nudist go dancing, things really start to swing And the man and his wife were both naked, and were not ashamed - Genesis 2:25 Always swim nude .... Sharks hate to peel their food.

Marlborough and District Naturist Club

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